YOUR 30s: dinner parties, rohypnol and dildos

The most forgettable dinner party in the world?

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I always wanted to be a grown-up so I could hold dinner parties. I had my first one at the grand old age of 31 this pancake day.

“It went well”, I thought, “but to be a complete success I heard a party should have games”.

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Goldapple’s Rohypnol Challenge

Recipe:

4 -10 good-looking dinner guests (that in itself can be harder than it sounds – dependent on size of dining table and which country you live in – easier in Argentina than the UK for example)

4-10 shot glasses (as per above)

4-5 bottles of black Sambuca

10 bottles of red (to take the ‘edge’ off)

200mg Rohypnol caplets AKA ‘forget-me-pills’ AKA ‘Mexican Valium’ AKA ‘lunch-money-drug’

1 x giant dildo (colour optional)

It couldn’t be simpler:

1. Guests do rounds of Sambuca/ Rohypnol shots simultaneously.

2. Do try to stifle the passing out/ sleep for as long as you can to add to the hilarity/ jeopardy.

3. Keep going until only one of you is left.

4. Then…

Who’s in?

One thought on “YOUR 30s: dinner parties, rohypnol and dildos

  1. June says:

    I’d watch for a while but then start cleaning up, and saying alright who didn’t eat thier fucking pancakes…..oh I’ve become my mom!!!! but for sure if you asked 20 years ago a much different answer LOL
    here is canada we do the pancakes for breafast then it’s off to church the next day to have ashes smushed into your face that you’re not allowed to rub off of you’ll go to HELL good thing I don’t beleive in either and started skipping church to go play with boys

    have a fab day you wild and crazy woman…no wonder Russell follows you :)

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