My car is deaded after I t-boned a cop car, which killed it. I got shock and whiplash, have a throat infection, glands like golf balls and can’t swallow. (Insert gag here.) Thought I was gonna have a baby and have approx 60 bites from bed bugs-slash-midge-type things. Bizarrely, all since you left. Anything you wanna […]Read more "My life (well, car) has gone downhill since you left."
E-mail originally written & sent home in Nov 2004 – a time when the good luck ran low. Makes you wonder about karma. As Dusty Springfield and the Pet Shop Boys so eloquently and groovily put it “What have I, what have I, what have I done to deserve this?”. Wish it’d been a bit […]Read more "Library goggles, Locationships & Sliding Doors"
E-mail originally written & sent home in Oct 2004 – I recommend that everyone who reads this reads it in the manner in which it was conceived (ie. drunk). WHERE AM I?: I’ve been living in New Zealand for 17 months now and it’s been nearly 2 years since I left the UK. I live […]Read more "Swedish ‘Angest’, Binge Monkeys & Reasons to Live Alone"