‘Fatty Deposito’ is a fat lump. A massive five-inch eyesore of a gelatinous lump. He is ending his life being hacked out of my body in a sketchy hospital in Argentina, with the name and birth date of the Canadian blonde whose identity I’ve stolen wrapped around my wrist. If I die right here on […]Read more "THE LIFE AND DEATH OF FATTY DEPOSITO R.I.P."
I’ll tell you one problem with travelling alone. It’s that you can only see things through your own P.O.V. Not in a metaphorical sense, I mean quite literally with your eyes. I wish I had one of those Thom Yorke helmets with a camera attached to it, then I could witness atrocities like this from […]Read more "DOUBLE-BAG IT"