my car is deaded
after I t-boned a cop car
which killed it.
i got shock
have a throat infection,
glands like golf balls
and can’t swallow.
(insert gag here.)
thought I was gonna have a baby and
have approx 60 bites from
bed bugs-slash-midge-type things.
bizarrely, all since you left.
anything you wanna tell me?
… do you have fleas?
Text sent in 2004 after a night spent with an Australian breaks DJ over in New Zealand on tour (he shall remain nameless).
He simply replied, “I told my girlfriend my bruises were from a fight”.
Funnily enough he’d never mentioned her.
Is it a poem if I press return every so often?