Just over two months ago we launched a competition to find the best, undiscovered writing talent. We called it ‘Feed Your Head’.
Inspired by Bjork’s Possibly Maybe, ‘The Ticking Dick’ is writer Lisa Goldapple’s submission. Lisa’s story is based on a brief relationship with ‘Axtor’, an Argentinean artist, fitted with a pacemaker who fantasises about impregnating his love interest with Siamese twins. With a drop intro that made us rewind and read it again, we’d be lying if we said it didn’t make us blush.
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‘Fatty Deposito’ is a fat lump. A massive five-inch eyesore of a gelatinous lump. He is ending his life being hacked out of my body in a sketchy hospital in Argentina, with the name and birth date of the Canadian blonde whose identity I’ve stolen wrapped around my wrist. If I die right here on […]
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Buenos Aires. Meaty Mecca for overdosing on chargrilled cow. The capital of mate, of the mullet, and of dancing to the most melancholy music in the world. The only city in the world where staring at strangers, joining a picket line, feasting at midnight, multiple dog walking, drumming up drama, weekly therapy, and cheat nights (that […]
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We met on the platform at Tottenham Court Road, chatted in Spanish and then kissed. Lots. In a South American way, not a British way. I didn’t even check if he was an erudite, literary, cultured, stylish cunt (with a long tongue). I just got off at my stop, Chalk Farm. Not un-nice at all. […]
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We met on the platform at Tottenham Court Road, chatted in Spanish and then kissed, lots… in a South American way, not a British way. I didn’t even check if he was an erudite, literary, cultured, stylish cunt (with a long tongue). I just got off at my stop, Chalk Farm. Not un-nice at all… […]
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