My car is deaded after I t-boned a cop car, which killed it. I got shock and whiplash, have a throat infection, glands like golf balls and can’t swallow. (Insert gag here.) Thought I was gonna have a baby and have approx 60 bites from bed bugs-slash-midge-type things. Bizarrely, all since you left. Anything you wanna […]Read More My life (well, car) has gone downhill since you left.
I found a sesame seed on my face. And then I realised, Oh yes! I ate some sesame seeds before. (That explains it.) I rubbed my eye. It burned. And then I realised, Oh yes! I cut some chilies before. (That explains it.) I wrote a poem, when drunk. And then I realised, Oh yes! […]Read More I found a Sesame Seed on my Face