I like to compare myself to the Puriri Moth. This creature survives in a cocoon for decades until it finally burrows out to explore the world. Except this moth only lives for 24 hours. And it spends that day fucking. After which it dies. The Puriri moth doesn’t even have a mouth, one-track-mind-ed little fucker that […]Read more "THE GHOST MOTH"
My car is deaded after I t-boned a cop car, which killed it. I got shock and whiplash, have a throat infection, glands like golf balls and can’t swallow. (Insert gag here.) Thought I was gonna have a baby and have approx 60 bites from bed bugs-slash-midge-type things. Bizarrely, all since you left. Anything you wanna […]Read more "My life (well, car) has gone downhill since you left."